July 24, 2014

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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July 24, 2014

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July 22, 2014

This post.

This is a good post

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July 22, 2014
flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it

and there we go

the difference is a rat plays jazz

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July 22, 2014
sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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July 22, 2014

resurgance:

IM FUKING SCREAMING OMG

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July 22, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

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July 22, 2014
Holy shit….

Holy shit….

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July 22, 2014
Sketch released of suspected Palos Verdes Peninsula peafowl killer, car

I used to work in this area for months at a time and the peafowl are the coolest wild roaming living creatures this place has to offer besides uptight rich people.  Seriously, who goes:

"*gasp* A peahen!  DIE PEAHEN, DIE! *bang bang* *peels out*"  

I understand why some people might not like the fowl, but you don’t shoot a defenseless, generally harmless bird, especially not in the path of any other living creatures (i.e. people) inside or out of their homes.

July 22, 2014

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